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fmylifekingdomhearts:

#4696975: Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing staring at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said, “You’re so cute, I’d like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can’t leave.” Then he left. FML.

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Notes: 150 2/21/12 — 7:03am Filed under: #it doesn't get better than this  #help me  #fml 
 
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    Run Bigpants, RUN.
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    know this is nine levels of wrong… but...seriously died when
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    LMAO, oh man xDD
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    ooc: This is hilarious, but I must ask - is this from abridged series or something? Because it’d be a perfect one if it...
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    DEAD. I AM ALL OF THE DEAD.
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    “Tough break, man…”